Running Out of Bush Black Magic

The pompous puppeteer is running out of Iraq options.

Quelle surprise. Every disaster has to end some time, even for the petulant disaster monkey himself. Mr. Natural, the old madcap, may be the only one who can conjure up anymore hope or magic now. But he's busy with the ladies.

Bush is now being criticized by his puppet Maliki, ouch, it's enough to piss off any puppeteer when your puppet starts smart mouthing you without you pulling the strings.

Maliki says recent criticisms from Bush and Rice are helping the enemy. Well that's a friggin switch. He blames high Iraqi deaths on Bush not supplying Iraqi forces with adequate weapons. Double ouch. Bush is helping the enemy and killing Iraqi people. Must be a secret strategery? Why does Bush hate Iraq and America?

Back home the experts are lining up with their own criticisms: "too little too late', "the solution is political not military" Ouch, that's from a general.

"there is no way to win a war that is not in your own interests" Guess that guy's not into stealing oil. Bush will have to start cutting people in on the action or get the hell out . Doesn't this guy watch the Sopranos?

And Mr. Natural. He's conjured up more than he can handle too...