Sunday, July 08, 2007

They'll Get Tired of Running Strategery


It's official, the surge is winning the war in the Baghdad markets. Senators Hayseed Graham and John Tortured McCain had another successful stroll thru a Baghdad market. The war is won. Woot!!
They report that they were welcomed "warmly" and you can still get 5 rugs for $5!!! Where's Mrs. Graham going to put all these rugs?

“The military part of the surge is working beyond my expectations,” Graham said. “We literally have the enemy on the run. Regrettably and unpredictably, the surge is surging the number of deaths for both sides as well. How do these guys manage to kill so many people when they're running so hard???

And imagine guys in running shoes with rifles not stopping and taking on the heavy firepower of the worlds best equipped army? Who would have thunk it?
So the Iraqis will get tired of all this running some time soon, so support Bush in his efforts to make us all winners in teh history books.

The above pic was only a shot of Graham and McCain but when the film was developed an eerie after image appeared behind them, kind of looks like Joe Lieberman but that would be just creepy.


Meanwhile, General Betrayus, pictured above, warns that the enemy will soon try a "mini tet offensive" to try and scuttle winning the Iraqnam war. Seriously.
This guy knows his history. All them other generals who wanted different strategies like redeploying, they got fired. Why do the other generals hate America and not understand history?




3 comments:

Anonymous said...

they all look creepy. suits are suits.

Q said...

Q looks great in a suit. I wear one every funeral and wedding I go to.

JJ said...

I was just thinking the other day how weird suits are starting to look to me. It's been so long since I worked anywhere where the guys had to wear suits, and even when I was in advtg, the dress code was pretty lax (clients expect their ad agency to be chock full o' nuts). Hm.

But I'm sure Q looks good in one!