The American Dream

Tres excitement! The biggest party princess of the unemployed Bush miscreants is getting married.

Whoppieshit comes to mind!!!

Future hubby was an intern of Karl Rove. That answers any questions about his character or complete lack of.

And torture me Elmo? Defective, toxic and likely recalled from the efforts of an underpaid, abused, unhealthy Chinese worker from a country with a trillion dollars of Uncle Sam debt and bonds hanging over the U.S. like the sword of Damocles.

Here's to the American daddy supplied dream of unearned wealth and privilege.