Doing God's Will From the Governors Office

It's hard, very hard work doing the Lord's work.

It's good to have lots of money to spend on important projects.

Sure, her friends all have guns but no one will get hurt when they actually secede from the Union.

I guess there can be only one George Bush per lifetime...although she did fill her legislature with unqualified friends and cronies and learned to do official monkey business on private email accounts and challenged any detractors as disloyal and haters of the cause.