Saturday, August 19, 2006

Dog Days of Summer

This is Joey , trusted friend of Q. I would recommend a yellow lab to anyone who doesn't care about piles of yellow hair on the floor. They fiercely guard and bark when you're not home yet are unlikely to bite anyone, although she's never met a neocon. One look at Bolton's moustache might turn her into cujo. They're very cuddly at night and who would kick an 80lb blonde out of their bed, unless it was Ann Coulter. Apparently Ann prefers women anyway.

The other two Q manor muts are Cavalier King Charles spaniels. Syd and Lou are now a breeding pair, except they're quite unsuccessful at that simple task. I think it's because they're British, very proper, fussy and clumsy about sex.

1 comment:

scout said...

YES!!!! dogs rule!

yellow labs are wonderful pups. they also have happy bums as their tales never stop wagging.

i only met a king charles a couple of years ago....nice wee things and not yipper yappers like so many of the wee canines.

i would get steve's kerchief and start training them now on neo-con attack.