This terror suspect can't fly. Meet Robert Johnson, no fly beagle pup.
After spending $144 million on a no fly data base list, the mis- administration has come up with 44,000 suspicious people who can't fly. Most people are on the list inexplicably , other than standard Bush bungling. They include people named John Williams, Robert Johnson and Gary Smith. The British terrorists plotting to blow up planes recently are not on the list. Saddam is. Osama isn't. 14 of the dead 911 hijackers are on the list. 5 are not. The president of Bolivia Evo Morales is on. You get the picture.
Unfortunately, once put on this list there's apparently little hope of getting off of it, meaning long embarrassing delays at the airport.
Sadly, but not surprisingly many peace activists and Bush critics are also on the list. They could actually be detained without charges, tortured and disappear?
Pakistani nuclear mastermind A.Q. Khan is not on the list. Actually most terrorists are not on the list as the government doesn't trust airport security with this top secret information??? None of this of course makes any sense or makes anyone safer.
But new innocent people and pups are being added daily, of course. Heckofajob.
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5 comments:
they're workin' hard alright!!!! sickos, but i LOVE the puppy, even though he's got plastic explosives disguised as fleas.
a former customs agent , wait, excuse me, border guard, told me their computer's have about 3 billion names in them....if you even happen to be on the same page as a flagged person they'll question you , hold you up a bit , to make sure you're not the flagged person.
another time i was on a bus to seattle and yacking to a young woman who is a custom's officer. i asked her why i seem to always get tagged , when the airlines tell me their computer that issues the bording passes randomly assigns a check.
the young woman said, 'nothing's done randomly'. i said, 'hmm, i guess it doesn't help that i'm a middle aged woman with a piece of shrapnel in my eyebrow and a few tatoos'. she said, 'nope'.
but i've found a way to get by with very few checks now.....heh heh heh.
Potbelly pigs, hamsters, mice, rats and similar creatures are on the list. Do you blame them? I find these creatures terrifying especially those pesky little rats.
However, Dubbya is the biggest rat there ever was. Which category of terrorist he comes under?
Serves you right scout for gettin that 'I'm gonnu blow ya all to hell ' tatoo.
Yes anon. Bush is the #1 terrorist today. The decider only knows how to get people killed. He has no other skills other than farting.
wot, you think at tat like that would bother the customs agents, er, i mean border guards???
how easy is it for a cat wearing a turban to slip through?
Apologies for being a little off topic, but I think this beagle puppy and my own doggie went to the same charm school.
On second thought, maybe I'm not entirely off topic - he is on the no-flea list.
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