More Rovian Mischief

Don't you hate it when you accidentally lose 5 million e-mails?

Well, you can't lose them, they were accidentally deleted, one at a time.

Well, you can't totally lose them by deleting them. It would take an enormous effort to totally purge records of them.

But don't worry, lying White House spokesperson and hottie Dana Perino says there is no indication of improper actions.

Sure the e-mails were sent on lap tops using outside illegal servers to avoid normal White House record keeping, but hey, that kind of stuff can happen to any Republican administration?

Didn't Bill Clinton get a blow job? 911. Stay the course.