I'm Shocked

It's becoming repetitious lately. Republicans getting caught being creepy vile perverts.
Not becoming of the family values party.
Makes them out to be the worst type of hypocrites.
Newt Gingrich was carrying on with an extramarital affair while he was chastising Clinton over Monica. That set the bar rather low.

Lately we've had Florida Rep. Bob Allen propositioning a black undercover officer in a washroom. His excuse for offering $20 to blow the officer was that the officer was black and he became nervous that if he didn't offer to do this, that he would get beat up by him and other blacks in the park. So Bob is a pathetic racist as well as a sorry ass liar and closet homosexual.
The sordid pattern continues.

Congressman Mark Foley was trying to diddle under aged pages last year and when caught blamed a priest in the Catholic Church for molesting him and an alcohol problem for good measure. Forgive a sinner mate?

Deputy Secretary of State Tobias and gay bashing preacher Ted Haggard insisted that they were only getting massages. Who's stupid enough to buy that one?

Senator David Vitter's phone number was in the D.C. Madames black book of clients but insisted that he never had sex with any prostitute, and his wife who's standing by her man claims she'd Bobbitize him if he were lying. Well...Larry Flynt just had one of Vitter's accusers pass a lie detector test and describe a 4 month affair with him. Even Fox is reporting this. Use a sharp knife Wendy Vitter. Of course, she's a hypocrite as well.

Larry Craig protests way too much and frequently that he's not gay yet he hasn't denied any of the bathroom solicitations he recently made to an undercover cop.
Now he's going to court to say that when he pled guilty many months after the arrest, he did so out of fear and pressure from the media which has hounded him for many years with gay sex allegations. The media made me do it. I'm not gay but under pressure will plead guilty to sordid behaviour in an airport washroom. Who buys that?

They're terrible liars. But they get caught doing the unthinkable in the party of family values and become desperate for any excuse where none will likely be believed.

Larry Flynt is promising to expose more, until they stop being the worst kind of hypocrites. And the list of suspected closeted high level republicans is rather lengthy.

It's a stark contrast to the moral indignation from republicans over Clinton's minor consensual peccadilloes. The party of liars and hypocrites is due for a reckoning.